why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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