So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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