we're blogging at a bar
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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