If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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