The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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