I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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