We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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