i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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