Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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