it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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