is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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