When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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