I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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