There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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