Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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