Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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