i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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