She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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