Too much gin, very little bucket
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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