No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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