love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
