One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
