I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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