okay pat passed out under dana's car
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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