Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
