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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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