I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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