I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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