sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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