New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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