Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
