Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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