girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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