He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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