quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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