I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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