Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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