ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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