I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Dick very happy bro
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