oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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