so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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