Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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