yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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