Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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