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using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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