he shaved USA in his pubs
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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