Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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