I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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