...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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