Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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