you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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