my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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