I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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