Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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